Bill Miller

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Bill Miller

Bill Miller was once a mildly amusing comedian, and he now works as a recruiter for a top independent broker-dealer; reach him at writingbill@mac.com.

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  We’re Back Baby!

  By Bill Miller  |  April 29, 2013

  Phew! We made it back, finally. I’m talking about the DJIA, of course. After years and years of giving us absolutely no comfort at all, the DJIA is back in record territory (assuming no great market collapse between now and press time).

• Succession Opportunity

  By Bill Miller  |  April 1, 2013

  Are you planning on dying in your office staring at your Quotron?

• Digging Potatoes

  By Bill Miller  |  February 22, 2013

  Right before I graduated from college, I had a meeting with one of the school’s career counselors, Mr. Snooks.

• Post-Doomsday

  By Bill Miller  |  January 23, 2013

  If you’re reading this, congratulations, you survived.

• Holiday Card Crisis

  By Bill Miller  |  November 21, 2012

  I don’t know about you, but nothing gives me a warmer, fuzzier holiday feeling than knowing I am a key cog in hundreds of marketing plans across the continent.

• Advisor Impossible

  By Bill Miller  |  October 24, 2012

  Have you noticed how many reality television shows there are these days?

• I Wish

  By Bill Miller  |  September 25, 2012

  I’ve always been intrigued by financial advisors.

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  The Seminar Secret

  By Bill Miller  |  July 26, 2012

  The idea of a seminar is great. Get a large number of people in a room; give one bang up presentation and voilà … you qualify for the grand awards trip.

• Advisor Camp

  By Bill Miller  |  June 27, 2012

  Remember going away to summer camp as a kid?

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  Bounty Hunting for Business

  By Bill Miller  |  May 24, 2012

  If you ask any red-blooded American boy what he wants to be when he grows up, he’ll most likely tell you one of two things: a professional football player or a financial advisor.